Camelot vs.
Chappaquiddick
by Bill
Saracino - August 4,
1999
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On the topic of John Kennedy Jr. and his family in
general, most of the folks I know are torn between two
conflicting sets of equally sound advice. It was the
Roman statesman Cicero who first said "Let nothing but good
be said about the dead". It was the American wag
Dorothy Parker who said "If you can't say anything good
about people, come sit right here next to me". Miss Manners
would no doubt agree that Cicero was correct. You and
I know however that Dorothy Parker had a lot more
fun.
Frankly if the subject is just JFK, Jr. I don't
have much problem following Cicero's dictum. About the
rest of that family, and especially the nauseating non-stop
whitewash of their record that the plane crash let loose, I
am firmly in Ms. Parker's camp. I have a definite case
of Kennedy bulimia, brought on by 10 days of force feeding
by the media. In the interest of the truth, let's venture
down memory lane just for a bit.
Shortly after President Kennedy's assassination, Jackie
Kennedy made a conscious decision to try and raise JFK, Jr.
and Caroline as "her" children, not just two more faces in
the already crowded Kennedy family photo. She made
every effort to give them real childhoods, if that is
possible under those conditions. She was determined to let
them develop as themselves, not just as Kennedy
clones.
Obviously the family ties were still there, and they took
part in most of the Kennedy family functions. Yet
Jackie and her children lived in Greece and then New York -
not Massachusetts or Hyanisport. She made sure that a
discreet distance was kept. All indications are that
her precautions and care paid off, as John and Caroline grew
up to be apparently normal, well adjusted adults.
Neither JFK, Jr. nor his sister shared any of attributes
and attitudes of spoiled rich kids that so envelopes so many
Kennedys. Jackie's kids never made headlines because of
irresponsible behavior of any kind, including the Kennedy
trademarks of booze, drugs, or sex. Some of the more
Herculean family members manage to shine in all three of
those categories.
So my point is not to cast stones at JFK, Jr. or even to
complain about the extra efforts made in the search and
recovery efforts. Frankly I expect that the efforts
would have been basically the same had it been a Ford,
Carter, Reagan or Bush child. I might even have
been able to put up with the hype had the media restricted
itself to maudlin reminiscences about President Kennedy, his
son, his wife, or her sister who became sort of the
"non-person" in this story.
But no, following their motto that too much of a good
thing is never quite enough, our talking heads and
"chattering class" were in full roar, romanticizing and flat
out lying about anything that remotely had the mark of
Kennedy on it. According to our media, America never
had a time as good as the "Camelot" of JFK's 3 year
term. We've never had a family that has contributed as
much to our national life as the Kennedy's.
Particularly vomitous were the attempts to use the country's
emotional response to a plane crash to rehabilitate that
waddling sot of a family scion, Senator Ted.
Well hogwash. There are a few relevant points that were
never mentioned in the effort to use JFK Jr'.s death to
cleanse, purify and canonize all things Kennedy.
For starters, let's talk about how the family fortune got
started. Joe Kennedy Sr. was a bootlegger during
prohibition. A rank crook. He broke the law, selling
contraband to his fellow citizens. This great American
"dynasty" was founded on smuggled scotch.
FDR got tired of Joe's political conniving and sent him
to England as our ambassador. Once there Joe parroted
the attitude of both the British and American upper class
and social elite, i.e. that Adolf Hitler was the result of
complex social and historical forces, someone to be
"reasoned with". (Our elite's view of the Nazi butcher
nicely presaged their views of subsequent Communist
butchers.) When Hitler's savagery and initial military
success made clear that his was a "kill or be killed"
proposition, Joe joined the chorus of appeasers predicting
the collapse of Great Britain. He thought Winston
Churchill a "rabble rouser" and was openly skeptical of the
great man's ability to rally the British.
How wrong can you get?
President John Kennedy was nominated and elected thanks
to help from organized crime in this country, aka the Mafia.
Once in the White House he shared a mistress with mob boss
Sam Giancana. A recent Showtime documentary on Joe
Bonano's biography makes several things clear. Bonano
claims, and he is not the only source to do so, that Joe
relentlessly pursued the mob - whom he knew from his
bootlegging days - for help in electing his son President.
They gave that help, then felt double-crossed when Attorney
General Bobby Kennedy continued to prosecute them.
Bonano - who was certainly in a position to know - avers
that Joe had promised him in a face to face meeting to rein
in Bobby. Joe had a stroke shortly thereafter.
Bobby was not reined in. Bonano claims that the mob
was in on the assassination in Dallas as pay back for what
they saw as a bald faced betrayal.
But the mob got JFK into the White House, and didn't that
bring about our national renaissance known as
"Camelot"? John Kennedy's two main achievements as
President both involved Cuba. The first was a bungled
invasion attempt at the Bay of Pigs. The freedom fighters
failed only because JFK lost his nerve at the last minute
and never delivered promised air support to the Cuban
brigade trying to liberate their country.
The much-ballyhooed Cuban Missile Crisis did not end
because JFK stood firm and Kruschev "blinked", as Kennedy
sycophants would have you believe. It ended because
President Kennedy gave Kruschev the two things he really
wanted - a removal of American ICBMs from Turkey and a
pledge never to invade Cuba in the future.
Impoverished and oppressed Cubans are still paying the price
for that today.
And then there is the hero of Chappaquiddick, the
U.S.Senate's resident hypocrite, demagogue and
buffoon. Let's cut to the chase here and just say
this. There is little doubt that Ted Kennedy was responsible
for the death of Mary Jo Kopechne when he drove his car off
of that bridge and just left her there. There is even
less doubt that had his last name been anything but Kennedy,
he would have been tried and convicted of 1st or 2nd degree
manslaughter and served serious prison time.
That he continues to serve in the Senate, and while there
mouth platitudes about "women's rights", is a national
disgrace.
Uncle Ted though has obviously been an inspiration to the
younger generations. Joe Jr. overturned a jeep,
leaving his brother's girlfriend paralyzed. Bobby Jr.
introduced mescaline to his 13 year old brother David, who
eventually died of an overdose. Michael slept with his
kids' teen-aged baby sitter. William Kennedy Smith
went out carousing with Uncle Ted, brought home a woman and
was tried unsuccessfully for rape
There was no hint of course of any of this in the media
orgy of fawning. They were all singing off of the official
Kennedy "Home on the Range" song sheet - as never was heard
a discouraging word. The Kennedy family fortune was
founded on illegal activity? Joe wanted the United States to
abandon England to the Nazis? JFK was elected with help from
the Mafia and possibly assassinated by the same? Teddy
let a woman drown in his car while he went back to his motel
and slept? You are a rank troglodyte if you don't realize
that none of that is as important as brainwashing the
American people about how lucky we are to have a rich,
ultra-liberal family willing to be our "royalty".
Frankly most of the above would have been just
interesting history had the news coverage restricted itself
to the tragedy of the plane crash and John's father and
mother. But the left-wing bias of the media runs deep, and
the opportunity to score political points disguised as
mourning a sad death was impossible to pass up. With nothing
substantive to fill their endless hours of air time, our
major media opted to whitewash Joe Kennedy Sr., look at JFK
through heavily rose-tinted glasses, and create a
responsible and accomplished persona for Senator Ted that no
thinking American would remotely recognize.
Had the media kept itself under control most of us could
have happily sided with Cicero. Their complete abandon
of objectivity in turning this one death into a 10 day long
bacchanalia of blind praise for all things Kennedy make a
compelling case for the "rest of the story" to also see the
light of day.
I guess Dorothy Parker was right.
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